I Do Not Serve Cunt

Medieval knights pledged themselves to kings, queens and noble causes. Ours appears to have selected a considerably less respectable master. We made this because ancient manuscript art becomes approximately 400% funnier when paired with modern profanity.

Cut from 100% cotton at 210gsm with a soft, structured hand. this piece runs oversized by design and fits larger than a standard tee — refer to the size chart before ordering rather than defaulting to your usual size.

Model measurement - is 6' and wears a size l for an oversized silhouette.